Ahhhh ... back to what the Interweb was created for.

This kind of stuff and porn. That's what the internet was created for. Check out this Flash game where you try to stay upright while walking and drinking. I just wasted a good, solid 20 minutes on this thing. Rumor has it the high score is 82 but I've got to imagine it's higher since I scored an 81 on my 3rd or 4th try. However, I didn't get a screen grab thinking I'd actually get better at it. So the only thing I've got proof of is my 72.

You can believe I'll be playing this at least once a day for the next couple weeks.