My New Work Bio

Chaco wrote this very funny recommendation for me on LinkedIn. I'm now going to use it for all my official bios. The one I wrote for him was much shorter and much more lame.

“Example: Paco Allen is a detail-oriented strategist who watches the books with an all-seeing eye and also an another all-seeing eye that keeps track of things the first eye might have missed. There's a lot of pressure on the first eye and Paco takes that into account. He's the kind of manager that perceives when the first eye might be slipping a little and then calls in the second eye as a sort of cavalry for the first eye. Like if the first eye where under attack by Indians or fundamentalist radicals or radical fundamentalist Indians, he'd notice that. He's that kind of person. The kind that notices. And he's the kind of person that cares. Sometimes he only cares about being noticed but that in itself is a kind of caring; not a good kind of caring but a kind of caring; an off-shoot of caring, much in the same way that the Neandrethals were an off-shoot of early descendants of man (or ascendants, whichever you prefer.) In short, Paco is...(character limit expired)”

Simpsomaker Paco

Here's me as a Simpsons character. Make your own at Milk and Cookies.